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Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Father : A banker provided by nature.
Criminal : A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Divorce : Future tense of marriage.
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Father : A banker provided by nature.
Criminal : A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Divorce : Future tense of marriage.
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Bachelor: A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable
Gentleman: A man who, when his wife drops her knitting, kicks it over to her so that she can easily pick it up.
Gossip: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
Houswork: What the wife does that nobody notices until she doesn't do it.
Yawn: An honest opinion openly expressed
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Posted by
antihero |
4:09 PM
hehehehehe ... what a funny terms u made.... but u were 100 % right on the way u explained them,,,
loved the bachelor term,, it is true ;p
Posted by
felicityq8 |
5:59 AM